This is a mainly 'retro' festival, featuring acts from the '80s and '90s prominently, along with local acts, even a comedy and a literary tent (neither of which I found time to visit).It's a two day event, but I only bought a ticket for one day, opting for the Sunday.
I've always felt that festivals might offer an unsatisfactory compromise. Yes, you get the opportunity to see a lot of acts, but the sets are often truncated and, with multple stages, you run the risk of having clashing acts you'd like to see.
To that end, I made note of the acts I thought I'd like to see along with, in some cases, alternatives for the same slot, in case an act proved to be a disappointment.
Most of these acts were on the main or second stages and were easily walkable in a few minutes.
The car park, by contrast was quite a way away, but I did return to my car at one point as I left food and drink there, under the impression you weren't allowed to bring these in, although I did see some people having a full on picnic at one point!
I arrived about 11:30 (gates opened at 11) and had no trouble driving in, parking or exchanging my ticket for a wristband (although I read reports of all those taking a long time later in the day).
I wandered around the site for the first half hour, taking in a drum band, the food and merchandise stands and checking out where the various stages were. The two main stages are actually that, while the others were tents with a raised area.
I started my day listening to the Farncombe Jazz Choir (the earliest acts on Sunday were all choirs, but not religious ones) and they were very good, performing acapella, harmonised renditions of pop songs. Some I recognised, some I didn't, but they were eclectic, including Nora Jones and Linkin Park!
I'd enjoyed that, although, I did pop to the next tent for a few minutes mid-set to listen to a loud rock band (I think they were called 'Louder', but they weren't on the programme, so presumably stood in for someone). They were OK for that kind of music, but I felt a but too 'Louder' for first thing on a Sunday!
The first main stage act I went to see was Henge - I knew they were weird, but I'd heard positive things and, for sure, they fitted the first part.
Two of them came on as aliens, with heavy and, far too hot for the day, looking rubber heads, while the lead singer had a hat with a glass globe that lit up at times.
I stayed for a couple of songs, but they were a bit too weird for me...
So, I wandered over to the second stage, where The Ogretones were just starting as I arrived. I knew they were a band who play tunes from the soundtracks to the Shrek movies, so they had a great selection of tracks to pick from and they were a lot of fun.
They started with the Buzzcocks' 'Ever Fallen In Love' and rattled through a selection of lively versions of famous songs (including a very lively "Livin' La Vida Loca", ending on "I'm a Believer" - Maybe a bit of a wedding band setlist, but they played them well, both 'Shrek' and 'Princess Fiona' had good voices and everyone seemed to have a great time - A good start.
I'll keep an eye out for them playing locally as I imagine a full set is great fun.
I made my way back to the Main Stage for The South - Mandy and I had seen a version of this band (formed from previous members of The Beautiful South, although very much 'in part' these days, since original singer Dave Hemmingway left) some years ago and, of course, performing Beautiful South songs, they have a great catalogue to choose from.
Only Alison Wheeler remains from the original Beautiful South lineup and she was a very late front woman of the band, joining after the wonderful Jacqui Abbot left.
That said, they put on a good set, playing the best known hits for 30 minutes.
Songs such as Rotterdam, Old Red Eyes and Don't Marry Her... featured and it was a good performance by the 9 piece, although Gaz Birtles, who takes the male lead doesn't have the distinctive voice of Paul Heaton.
They are good, but they do sound like a tribute act and if you can see Paul Heaton perform these songs, you probably should (Sadly Jacqui doesn't tour with him anymore, that was the dream ticket for me). .
Next on my list was T'Pau. I must say I've never really been a fan and after the first couple of songs, which I didn't recognise and didn't particularly wow me, I wandered off to listen to a local singer Kate Flanders in the Acoustic stage. She was quite good, but I didn't stay a long time and returned to the main stage where I did hear some T'Pau songs I knew, including "Heart and Soul".
Of course, they finished with their trademark "China In Your Hand" and, while I wouldn't say I'm now a fan, Carol Decker's voice is still remarkably strong. I was impressed.
Heather Small was up next and I found her set a bit perplexing.
Everyone else had a band up on stage, but Heather was all alone and performed to a backing track.
If she was singing live, she sounded good (assuming you like her distinctive voice - I do), but the way the set was performed did leave me wondering how much of the sound was coming from her. Maybe I watch too much of the 'Wings Of Pegasus' channel where Fil exposes miming and autotuned live performances by artists.
I did enjoy her set, but I had this nagging feeling that maybe I was watching a live 'Top Of The Pops' performance.
Assuming I'm wrong, and I will do so, she has a strong voice still and is in remarkable shape for a 61 year old woman (she made the point about her age, before anyone takes offence at me mentioning it).
Next up was probably the act I was most anticipating.
I liked Haircut 100's album when it was released and always felt they were a lost opportunity, if, at the time, crazily over-hyped, so I was intrigued to see they had reformed with the original lineup and were performing. Their presence on Sunday at Guilfest was a big part of me choosing this day (ABC were on Saturday and I'm still a big fan and I have seen Martin Fry a few times, but I still nearly chose Saturday).
Sadly, this was when the electrical gremlins began. Up until now, acts had arrived and left the stages on schedule, but when 5PM rolled around, while we got glimpses of Nick Heyward behind the stage, there was no sign of the band and lots of frantic activiy on stage.
When they did take to the stage it was clear the problems weren't solved as none of the band could hear themselves through their earpieces. This went on for a substantial amount of time, Nick even suggested they route the sound through the onstage monitors, but to no avail.
Finally, the problem was resolved, but it meant we got about 20 minutes, instead of the 40 we expected!
That was shame, because the few songs (all the hits), they did play sounded tight and energetic, just like they had 40+ years ago.
It was a real shame that their set was cut short as even as it was it was a highlight for me.
Next up I'd planned to spend a few minutes watch Kid Creole and the Coconuts for a few minutes before heading over to see Hugh Cornwell. I'd been to a couple of Kid Creole concerts in the 1980s and they were great, more like a party than a gig!
Sadly, the gremlins continued (apparently they started 20 minutes late too!) and I headed over to the second stage for Hugh Cornwell.
Disappointingly, he was the one act I didn't really enjoy much.
He played a lot of post-Stranglers material, which is his perogative, but I didn't enjoy what I heard very much, being rather turgid and repetitive.
Worse still, the Stranglers tracks I heard seemed to lack punch and energy.
I stayed for a few songs and then headed back over to the main stage and caught the end of Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
Back in the day, there was never any lack of energy on stage, but a lot of that seemed to be missing in the time I watched, although August Darnell still sounded much the same (wearing a pink suit and his trademark hat today), but perhaps that's to be expected. I checked Google a few years ago, to see if he was still alive, let alone performing!
Perhaps the rest of the set was livelier and there's a problem with the festival concept - You may miss a great set while you're watching a disappointing one.
I planned to end my day back at the second stage, as Neville Staple's 'The Specials' were performing.
By now I was very hot and had a problem with my eye, so I settled down in some shade near the stage, where I could hear the band, but not see the stage through the crowd in front of it.
They played a selection of Specials' songs (and one or two Fun Boy Three ones, I think) and sounded very good.
Sadly, I had to cut my visit short before I could see The Bootleg Beatles as I'd got something in my eye earlier in the day and, despite the people in the first aid tent rinsing it with saline, I was struggling to be able to keep it open for more than a minute or two and I worried this would be a problem driving home. I understand they were very good - I wasn't too bothered about missing The Proclaimers, but, who knows, they may have been brilliant!
So, am I a festival convert? No.
I did quite enjoy the novelty of the event and you can certainly take in a lot of different genres and acts at Guilfest, but the concern I had about short sets proved to be right and I doubt I'd ever bother going to another.
It was a very hot day, there weren't enough standpipes to prevent long queues to get water (Although how some people can take SO long to fill a 500Ml water bottle is beyond me!). The hot weather seemed to play havoc with the sound equipment in the afternoon on both the main stages, too, with Haircut 100's session being cut short and Kid Creole starting 20 minutes late, as examples.
Perhaps the problem with my eye soured my experience somewhat, too, but I'll tick the 'festival' experience off and stick to regular gigs in future, I think.
This brought to an end a very busy few wekeends of gigs, but I still had some more planned, so it was time to take a metaphorical breath.












































