Milton Jones, On The Road - Salisbury City Hall, 4th April 2013

My son had really enjoyed Milton Jones when we'd seen him at Basingstoke and wanted to go and see him again.

Due to his popularity, the closest we could get tickets was Salisbury (only about 40 miles away, so not too bad).

We arrived early, found the City Hall (not the impressive gothic structure you might imagine, but a bland 70s sports hall type building just off a street) and then had a quick meal in the nearby Weatherspoons.

On returning, we queued for the toilets and then made our way in to the hall, which looked even more like a sports hall. Our seats (in row J) were 'flat seating', but fortunately the view of the stage was pretty decent and we had no problem seeing and hearing the performance. There were rows of terraced seats further back, but they were some way from the front.

As at Basingstoke, "Milton's grandfather" appeared first (on a scooter!) and ran through a brief, but funny and highly Milton-esque, set.

He left and was replaced by James Adcaster, who was amusing, but not hilarious (other reviews I've read have been far harsher), although his final joke was almost worth the set on its own, I felt and then we got an intermission.

City Hall's facilities are pretty limited, so we didn't bother leaving our seats and fairly soon, everyone was back for Milton.

To his credit, none of the material seemed to have been reused from his previous tour and most was typical Milton, punny, funny and often very clever.

The joke about "Fernando" sticks in my mind, but as always they came at you like bullets from a Gatling gun, so not all hit hard enough to register before the next arrived.

There was a slightly odd interaction at the end where Milton picked up some items off the stage and read a letter from 'a member of the audience'. His response to it struck me as rather cruel and not very Milton Jones like at all. I'm unsure if this was a real letter or part of the show, but it didn't strike me as funny at all and was either misjudged or just a bit nasty, depending on which it was.

Overall, though, Milton Jones delivered another impressive performance, although I have to say (even ignoring the letter incident) I wasn't quite as enthusiastic at the end as I had been at Basingstoke, maybe there's only so much of relentless one liners I can take.

Ryan, my son, really enjoyed it though as did most of the audience, it seemed, and I would certainly go and see Milton Jones again, but maybe I'd leave it a few years next time.

Polica, Shepherd's Bush 21st March 2013

Having seen Polica perform a track on Later With Jools Holland, I'd bought their album and when I found out they were performing live at Shepherd's Bush (a favourite venue of mine) I got myself and my daughter a couple of tickets.

I was intrigued to see how they delivered the unique sound of the album (produced partly through a distinctly non-Cowellesque use of the Autotune).

We turned up early and had a quick drink in the pub next door before using my O2 phone to jump the queue (worth getting a PAYG sim in an old phone just for that :D).

First up, about 8 was Barbarosa, who looked worringly like a grunge duo, but produced an interesting (and highly complimentary) performance, I especially enjoyed the Terrence Trent D'Arby cover (as did my daughter as Wishing Well was a song we often played in the car when she was young).

After the near obligatory hour's delay and the venue feeling almost to bursting point, Darkstar appeared.

The lineup consisted of the singer, Channy Leaneagh, two drummers (their USP) and a guitarist.

If I'm honest I thought they took a little time to hit their stride and Channy Leaneagh seemed to agree, apologising (far too much, I thought) for their performance.

They opened with the awesome Darkstar, a bizarre choice, I thought, especially as the lacklustre performance meant it seemed to come and go almost unnoticed.

However, as the evening progressed, they seemed to warm up. Channy was constantly, it seemed, unhappy with something as she continually fiddled with settings on the (I presume) Autotune, but the confidence of their performance seem to build and by about half way they were nailing it.

The set was pretty much the first album, with a couple of new, but very similar, tracks.

The effective use of two drummers was great really driving the beats through your body.

Channy's performance was impressive too after a faltering start. I heard someone leaving saying "She really hit every note", to which someone replied "Yeah, but she could have missed every word".

It's true, Polica is a sound and a feeling (My daughter said it was like a Pulse, the way the drums impact you) rather than lyrics you can relate to (or even hear, live especially).

Enjoyable by the end, but a little unsteady at the start, would be my summary.

I would certainly say they were worth seeing though.

Peter Hook and the Light - Koko, Camden - 17th January 2013

Is New Order, New Order without Peter Hook?

Photos by Gaëlle Beri

Well I'd been pretty impressed with their performance at Brixton Academy last year, but when I saw Hooky and his new band, 'The Light' were performing the first two New Order albums at Koko in Camden, I decided it would be interesting to go and see him at work.

Koko was the Camden Pally and is quite an attractive venue inside with lots of ornamentation, typical of a Victorian music hall, but with the usual collection of modernity a venue that is, presumably, more often a nightclub than a concert venue these days, judging by the layout.

Koko is easy to reach from Waterloo, straight up the Northern line, so I arrived about 7:15.

At 7:45, sharp, the support act, Modern Blonde, came on. I was a bit nonplussed by them. Perhaps they just suffered the usual support act curse of lousy sound balance, but they sounded pretty crap, to be honest. The audience was mutedly polite in response to their performance, which I guess gave them the benefit of the doubt.

After around 30 minutes of that and another 30 minutes, Peter Hook and the Light took the stage and launched straight into a number of tracks not on Movement, including In a Lonely Place, Ceremony and Procession , which was not a bad way to start at all.

They then rattled through Movement, an album which is often referred to as more of a Joy Division album than a New Order one and Hooky was certainly channelling Ian Curtis in his vocal performance, but then that's how the album was performed when recorded, so fair enough, and I'm not complaining one bit.

There aren't the same number of toe-tappers on Movement that there are on Power, Corruption and Lies and aside from the hard core right down the front, few people seemed to be moving much through the majority of the tracks.

I'd imagined most there would pretty familiar with New Order, but it almost felt that people were unfamiliar with the tracks as performed, although they sounded pretty much 'straight' to me, with few embellishments over the album versions.

Perhaps lots of people didn't discover New Order until Power, Corruption and Lies or a fair number of the audience were just out for a bit of mid-week entertainment. The venue was certainly full with the floor and the terraced levels above pretty jammed.

Eventually they reached the end of Movement and after a short break, mere moments really, they reappeared and started with Mesh, Cries and Whispers and the crowd pleasing Everything's Gone Green.

Then they were into Power, Corruption and Lies, which was clearly what most of the crowd were more familiar with and, let's face it, what most people think of as more typical of the New Order Sound.

From the opening bars of Age on Consent through to the soulfull last notes of Leave Me Alone, through the darkness of We All Stand, the poppy happiness of The Village, the Blue Monday-esque 586, the soaring ballad Your Silent Face, iconic Ultraviolence and near instrumental Ecstacy (which I always think of as "Moscow Gold"!) the performance was (as someone commented on Cardiff's 'try-out' event) 'tight', energetic and powerful.

According to a setlist I found online there was an encore, but the gap between Power, Corruption and Lies and the return was a 'blink and you missed it' gap, before they performed Hurt and Temptation (The setlist mentions "The Beach" first, but I don't recall this...).

They ended, almost bang on the 11PM curfew, with a rousing performance of Blue Monday.

This had been the one small disappointment (if you discount the rushed, Love Will Tear Us Apart) to me at Brixton when I'd seen 'the others' and Hooky's crew definitely had the edge here. The track was powerful, soaring and energetic - Everything I remember it being as a 20 something and not the rather sterile track that I'd heard at Brixton and it was the perfect way to end, although I did rather regret (see what I did there?) the chance for an encore featuring "Love..." as I feel sure that would have been brilliant.

Still, you can't feel short changed with 2+ hours of rip-roaring first class New Order and, even if Hooky didn't quite carry off the vocals the way Barney does, that's what we'd got.

Is New Order, New Order without Hooky? Probably not quite, and The Light aren't New Order, but they are 100% worth going to see, this was quality "Whatever-genre-early-New-Order-is" and if you'd gone to see a new band called The Light and they performed an unknown set like this, you'd be telling your friends about it until your dying day!

Roll on Low Life and Brotherhood!

Heaven 17, Bournemouth 1st November 2012

Heaven 17, originally half of the Human League (arguably the more interesting half) and '80s hit havers in their own right with, especially, the massive "Temptation".

My wife and I had seen H17 at the BIC a couple of years before with ABC and the Human League and enjoyed their brief stint on stage.

When they announced they were doing a tour (and coming to the O2 Academy in Bournemouth, one of my favourite venues) to promote the release of a special edition of their second (1983) album "The Luxury Gap", we decided to go along.

A cold meant my wife didn't feel up to it, so my 20 year old daughter tagged along and, initially, seemed to be the youngest person there by some decades.

These days Martyn Ware looks like a slightly portly Investment Banker or, possibly, Del Trotter's successful brother.

Glenn Gregory's famous blonde mop is long gone, replaced by a shaven head, but he's still quite trim and has an undeniable presence.

They were joined on stage by a waif like backing singer, another, quite young, woman on keyboards, a drummer and two guitarists (one a bass). They were all introduced by name during the gig, but I forget them now, which is a shame.

The initial set involved all the songs, in order, from The Luxury Gap. In a way, this was a bit of a shame as, with no support act, they launched straight into the excellent "Crushed by the Wheels of Industry", but I'm not sure that the audience was quite ready for it and, although there was polite applause, it was us, rather than Heaven 17 who needed warming up.

They then performed the slower "Who'll stop the rain" and "Let Me Go" (which built to an impressive crescendo), before the pacier "Key to the World" (remarkably apposite in a world gone mad with credit and instant gratification) and then their best known (if not, in my opinion, best) track, "Temptation".

"Temptation" relies heavily on the female vocal being able to hit and sustain the notes and, whilst the woman we'd seen at the BIC did a good job, the singer at the Academy was startlingly good! Glenn seems to get an easy ride on this track whilst all the vocal acrobatics are performed by the woman singing, so to do it justice it needed a great performance and that's exactly what it was. Boy, could she belt it out, but she avoided falling into the trap of just being shouty! A remarkably good performance, warmly acknowledged by the knowledgeable crowd.

By now, we were up to speed with the band and another hit, "Come Live with Me" followed, giving us all a little breather, pace wise at least, before "Lady Ice and Mister Hex" which I understand they'd never performed live before this tour, not that it showed as it was great track, excellently delivered.

"We Live So Fast" was another great performance before the album tracks rounded out with a moody performance of "The Best Kept Secret".

Fortunately, H17 have more than one good album, so they were able to deliver us such classics as "Fascist Groove Thang", "Being Boiled", "Babies" (the latter two from Human League days), "Penthouse and Pavement" and a surreal performance of "You've Loved That Loving Feeling" with a totally straight faced Martyn and Glenn standing side by side to deliver it at, what seemed like, 3/4 pace, which was the first non-Luxury Gap track and bridged the gap between album and other tracks perfectly.

Apparently Martyn and Phil Oakey used to do this in the HL days and Glenn had always wanted to perform it with Martyn.

I've always liked Heaven 17 and it was a great pleasure to see that they can still put on a great performance.

Glenn Gregory's voice sounded as good as ever to me and the gusto put into the performance was gratifying for the fairly full house (Martyn Ware commented after the first track that there was a 'big audience', so maybe that spurred them on too).

At one point early on Glenn pointed to someone right at the front and said "We must have the youngest member of our audience ever here! How old are you? 10!", so my daughter suddenly ceased to be the youngest member of the audience BY a decade, although I'd be surprised if there were more than 20 people there under 45.

A wallow in nostalgia then? Yes of course, but, as my daughter commented, surprisingly good without that and still well worth going to see!

Apple iPad 2

Why not a 'New iPad'? Simple, the small matter of £120!

With news of a 'New iPad' I delayed my purchase of a bigger tablet to supplant/supplement my 7" one reviewed earlier. However, when the new iPad was launched and I found Argos selling iPad 2s with a year's warranty for just £279, it was no contest for me, no matter how good the New iPad's screen is.

Being very familiar with Android devices, I'll admit I haven't fully embraced the 'miracle' that is Apple.

Personally, it bugs the hell out of me that I can't access the iPad 2's file system or simply drag and drop files onto it. It's also overly complicated to copy files other than Apple's preferred formats on to it even if you use the awful iTunes interface.

Apple popularised (not invented) the GUI Drag 'n' Drop interface, so why they insist on a UI from the early 90s to get media to and from their tablets is totally baffling to me. The fact the software is essentially awful and controlling in most respects just adds insult to injury and for a while I seriously felt I'd made the wrong decision not to buy a Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 (and I still feel that might have been a better choice for me, if I'm honest).

That said, the iPad 2 is a nice piece of hardware.

Mine's a basic Wi-Fi only, 16GB model in black.

The two main reasons to get a bigger tablet were for a bigger screen (the Apple's is a non-widescreen 9.7") and better battery life than my Android tablet.

The iPad's much heavier than the M009S and feels an altogether better quality product (as its more than 4 times greater price would demand), although all that weight means the iPad isn't the one handed read in bed (make your own jokes if you wish) that the mostly plastic M009S is. If you want something compact and easy to carry, the iPad's not really any better than some laptops or most netbooks.

Even the iPad 2's screen is bright and clear, the difference with the new iPad's not easy to detect unless you see them side by side and then, not that easy unless you zoom a very high res photo. For most people the iPad 2 will be good enough, although technology moves on and in a few years time, I'm sure even the new iPad's resolution will seem paltry.

There's no way to expand the memory on an iPad (unlike the cheapy M009S!), but 16GB is probably ok unless you go mental with apps or want to store lots of movies or music on it in which case you might want to spring for a bigger capacity one.

So, what's better? Well side by side, the performance of the iPad blew away the M009S. Starting up any app is quick (even games) on the iPad and many are instantaneous, whilst there was a definite delay whilst they loaded on the M009S, but then the spec of the processor explains that.

It's great for reading e-magazines (I have a Zinio account), displaying and zooming in a much better way than the smaller screen did and I've got quite a few PDF based publications too, which never seemed to work well on the memory constrained M009S, but which are enjoyable to consume on the iPad.

Games are good - I have Real Racing 2HD (a car racing game, not dissimilar to Gran Turismo) and the steering input is extremely realistic feeling. The graphics will probably disappoint if you're used to a PC or XBOX 360/PS3 console, but they'll no doubt be better on the new version and are quite acceptable for the casual gamer (at least).

The much vaunted "There's an app for that" boast for the iPad (claiming competitors didn't have the selection) is probably less true than it was. I've got a great dive planner app on Android (just on my phone now) that I can't find a match for on the iPad and I've yet to find any awesome apps that don't have a good equivalent on Android. That said, there are plenty on the iPad so its honours even here.

I have a cheap (under a tenner) aftermarket "Camera Connection kit" for it which is great in that it allows the RAW format images from my Pentax DSLR to be uploaded automatically onto the iPad and edited using any of the free or low-cost image editing apps available. This seems a great boon over the cheap Android tablet I had and I look forward to making the most of this capability on holidays.

The sound quality is ok for the spoken word, but a bit thin for music (for my taste), although as it comes with a standard (remarkably for Apple!) 3.5mm audio jack, it's easy enough to add external speakers (or you could shell out for an iDock if you buy into the all things Apple credo).

One interesting insight was that my wife picked it up one evening. She's not comfortable with computer technology, finding it hard to attach pictures to emails, but she instantly seemed at ease with the iPad, navigating intuitively around the screens and apps. I guess the iPad is a naturual interface for the computer illiterate, but many of us are now literate enough to find it counter intuitive and have to unlearn some of our expectations. I might even buy her one as she seemed to really enjoy the experience.

So, overall the iPad's a nice bit of kit (I've sold my old, never used, PSP and the M009S since I got it) and may well be the 'standard' by which other tablets are measured (moreso with the hi-res screen), but it's not significantly ahead of Android in any way I can tell and lags in a few areas.

I'm happy with my purchase, but there's still a nagging feeling that I, personally, would have been even happier with the Samsung...

New Order, Brixton Academy, 2nd May 2012

I'll have to come clean, I've been a fan of New Order since their first album, but somehow I'd never got to see them live.

I also thought I never would after the split with Bassman, Peter Hook, but then they did some gigs for a friend before Christmas and, again, hesitation meant I missed my chance.

When it was announced they were doing a short tour, I decided I wouldn't miss my chance again and I had a ticket for Brixton Academy on 2nd May 2012.

Brixton Academy isn't in the smartest part of London, but it's quite close to Waterloo, so it was easy to get to (a short walk from Northern Line station, Stockwell) and I arrived just as the doors opened at 7, whisking into the 'priority' queue thanks to my O2 network phone.

It's a pretty tatty looking place outside and not exactly luxurious inside. The ground floor, where I was, was at least double (maybe 3 times) as big as Shepherd's Bush O2 Arena, but it's not on the scale of the Wembley Arena. There's some baroque interior, but in the dark it was pretty hard to see much of it.

The cloakroom was two flights of stairs up, too, which proved a bit of a challenge when it came time to leave.

After about an hour of 'banging tunes' from a DJ (not bad actually) and a bland pint of Carlsberg, the support act came on.

Fellow (to New Order) Mancunian Jake Evans appeared with a second guitarist and a drummer. He was pretty uncharismatic, I felt, but he was OK and I felt the muted polite applause he got didn't really reward his performance. Sure it's a thankless task being a support act (The sound for his set was awful!) and no-one booed him off, but his set got better as he went along and deserved a warmer reception.

The DJ returned for what seemed an age - It was getting to the point, in my mind, that New Order had passed from building anticipation to keeping us waiting, but to the strains of Elegia they appeared out of the dark.

I'm one of the people who think there's good on virtually all of New Order's albums so I was happy to hear them break into Crystal as their full tempo opener. Seemed to me that most other people around me (near the front, but not quite in the maelstrom of the 'mosh pit' that developed right in front of the stage - I'd not experienced that sort of chaos since I was a 17 year old punk hanger-on!) were happy with the choice as an opener.

I've read a lot of reviewers panning the sound and claiming you couldn't tell which track was being performed, but I had no trouble (except at the very end, oddly, when the encore ending "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was sped up to the point of being hard to identify for a few moments) and, whilst it was very loud, I could hear the vocals.

What wasn't lacking was energy. From the band (Except newly returned Gillian who, true to form, was statue-like throughout) and from the wildly enthusiastic (at least around me) crowd.

As with the concert at the Troxy before Christmas, and no doubt at the upcoming Olympics and festivals, the setlist was a 'greatest hits' performance, with most of the greats being banged out enthusiastically.

Regret, Ceremony and Age Of Consent followed and then a favourite of mine, Love Vigilantes.

Another later track, Krafty, followed with Round & Round, Bizarre Love Triangle and True Faith following.

The lesser known 5 8 6 was a highlight for me and they rounded out the set with Perfect Kiss, the compulsory Blue Monday (great track, but does it really work well live?) and Temptation.

As always, we knew they were coming back on and they did so with Bernard asking "Do you like Joy Division?". Of course most people did and welcomed Transmission with enthusiasm.

The final track was Love Will Tear Us Apart, performed at a pace that, as I stated earlier, rendered it unrecognisable after the first few bars. Whether that was because the 11 O'Clock cut off was looming up or they just wanted to end on an upbeat note is hard to say, but the last verse was slowed to the stately pace the song is more usually known at.

I had enormous expectations of this concert and feared, after all these years, that I would be disappointed.

I've read the reviews that say the sound was 'crap' and that Sumner's not a natural front man (I go to concerts to see the band perform, not hear the lead man quip like Stephen Fry), but I came away feeling all my expectations hadn't just been met, but comprehensively exceeded.

The gig was loud, energetic and full of enthusiasm. Everyone I saw was having a great time from the tall twat with the inflatable mike in the front row to the rather classy looking dark haired woman I stood, and bounced, next to throughout the evening.

If the sound was terrible, it wasn't at its worst where I was as I enjoyed and recognised all thetracks and if New Order are missing Hookie, it wasn't apparent to me.

No doubt old-timers will say they were better at their peak, and who wasn't (certainly, I suspect, most of the audience), but this wasn't a sad group of 50 somethings doing a karaoke session, this was a great band celebrating their decades at the top with an audience who appreciated the importance (to them, if no-one else) of the band's music.

For me, this will always be one of the very best gigs I've ever been to - Thanks New Order!

What have you done today to make you feel proud?

People are proud of doing all sorts of things, but really if it benefits you and no-one else really (for instance, round the world sailing followed by profuse crying and piles of cash coming your way) then it's not really much to be proud of in my view.

A few years ago some colleagues cajoled me into donating blood and I gave my 10th pint a couple of weeks back.

It's not a big deal compared with many donors, but as a kid I remember how my great uncle always wore his pin badge (probably for 50 or more donations!) with pride and getting my own, even for just 10, gave me a taste of why.

There's no direct benefit in giving blood, for the donor in the UK, except for a cup of tea and biscuits, but without people giving blood many wouldn't survive operations or cancer treatment.

I'll admit I was (still am!) a bit squeamish about the needles (don't look if you are - they're pretty thick!), but the actual experience is pretty much painless (an ant bite is about as bad as the needle going in at worst in my experiences), so if you want to do something easy, selfless and that you can feel a little bit of well deserved pride in for doing, get out and give blood!

See the "Give Blood" website for details of how to - http://www.blood.co.uk/